Handofdoom71 0 Report post Posted June 11, 2009 I found out as of 4:30 this afternoon, I'm gonna be a dad! I'm getting married to my childhood sweethart in 17 days, and we're having our first child! This is one of the greatest things to ever happen to me! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
archer9234 20 Report post Posted June 11, 2009 Good. Explode time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dragon King 15 Report post Posted June 11, 2009 Congratulations!!! The road won't be easy but it will all be worth it!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SCULLY 0 Report post Posted June 11, 2009 congrats. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joe Statler 0 Report post Posted June 11, 2009 WOW! Kinda strange that you conceived your child before you got married, but after what I'm guessing was your engagement. Just couldn't wait till the wedding night, huh. Well good luck. You'll need it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iMaster 0 Report post Posted June 11, 2009 Now you'll see that diapers are the greatest invention of mankind As an extremely older brother, I can tell. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
daangelo29 5 Report post Posted June 11, 2009 Congrats. WOW! Kinda strange that you conceived your child before you got married, but after what I'm guessing was your engagement. Just couldn't wait till the wedding night, huh. Well good luck. You'll need it. Speaking of which, I remember when I was attending sessions for my confirmation (it's a Catholic Christian thing that we need to take if we are to be considered "mature Christians"), that I saw about 5 to 7 engaged women pregnant there. Note that as a Catholic, confirmation is needed if you want to get married, so they need to be confirmed so they can get married in time, unfortunately they weren't able to complete their requirements for confirmation and gave birth before marriage. Not sure what happened to them next, because giving birth to a child is no excuse for a Catholic to get married without being confirmed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Handofdoom71 0 Report post Posted June 11, 2009 Congratulations!!! The road won't be easy but it will all be worth it!!! Woah, coming from a parent himself, I now realize how hard this is gonna be. But I'm 110% committed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Microman 85 Report post Posted June 11, 2009 Congratulation ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dragon King 15 Report post Posted June 11, 2009 Woah, coming from a parent himself, I now realize how hard this is gonna be. But I'm 110% committed. You may think you know, but believe me you have no idea . at first it may seem easy because he/she will sleep a lot. but as soon as he/she is able to crawl you are in for it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
♠Grim♂ Reaper 1666◙ 17 Report post Posted June 11, 2009 get a padded room as the babies bedroom Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joe Statler 0 Report post Posted June 11, 2009 kids creep me out. That's why I plan on getting a vasectomy as soon as I can afford it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hscitpe 6 Report post Posted June 11, 2009 Explode time. Pretty sure that's already happenesd XD But in all seriousness congrats HOD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
archer9234 20 Report post Posted June 11, 2009 Explode = insanity . Not creamage. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Handofdoom71 0 Report post Posted June 11, 2009 kids creep me out. That's why I plan on getting a vasectomy as soon as I can afford it. OOOOOH I could never do that. I cringe at the thought of having a needle go in the johnson Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joe Statler 0 Report post Posted June 11, 2009 it doesn't go in your johnson, it goes in your scrotum, and if you ask me 2 weeks of pain is better than 18 years of pain (in my opinion). Plus if I ever do decide to have children I can get it reversed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
K.A.R.R. 0 Report post Posted June 11, 2009 (edited) Congratulation Edited June 11, 2009 by K.A.R.R. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hscitpe 6 Report post Posted June 12, 2009 it doesn't go in your johnson, it goes in your scrotum, and if you ask me 2 weeks of pain is better than 18 years of pain (in my opinion). Plus if I ever do decide to have children I can get it reversed. yeah, but getting one reversed can be a pain in the ass Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joe Statler 0 Report post Posted June 12, 2009 Better than being surprised with getting a woman pregnant that you have no serious feelings for. Plus it wouldn't be a pain in the ass, it'd be a pain in the balls. XD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EarthwormJim 1 Report post Posted June 12, 2009 im so glad that most of the girls my age around here are either on the pill or the jab. means no unlucky surprises 9 months later. just for the record everyone. there is absolutely nothing wrong with having kids before marriage. if you think there is then your living in the past and need a punch in the face. yeah anyway dooms you have no idea how much work this is going to be for you, DK is unbeleivably right (obviously because hes speaking from experience) i dont even have kids and i know how hard it would be. heres an experiment for you, try sleeping for a minimum of one hour a night for 2 weeks just to give you a taste dont let that put you off though. its funny but every post that dooms has made recently has been narrated inside my head by a overly excited pre pubescent boy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Handofdoom71 0 Report post Posted June 12, 2009 Jim save the speech. I like you and all, but you don't need to tell me twice. I DO know how hard this is gonna be. And I don't care how much work this will be, I'm gonna do this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fishy-Fish 0 Report post Posted June 12, 2009 Congratulations and it's very good that you're committed to it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dragon King 15 Report post Posted June 12, 2009 it's very good that you're committed to it yeah it is. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Rave Report post Posted June 13, 2009 it doesn't go in your johnson, it goes in your scrotum, and if you ask me 2 weeks of pain is better than 18 years of pain (in my opinion). Plus if I ever do decide to have children I can get it reversed. theirs a 90% chance that if its reversed you may not make a child Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joe Statler 0 Report post Posted June 13, 2009 That's why you leave a deposit at the Sperm bank. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
