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I think this should be pinned :) List some of your favorite quotes here :P...

"This isn't over Max! I'm gonna take that briefcase from you!" "Oh yeah, well try and take the briefcase from me!" "That's...what I just..s-said." "I know, I'm just trying to annoy you"

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Marty: Are you telling me you built a time machine -pant- out of a DeLorean? - Back to the Future

Alan Grant: Nobody move a muscle. - Jurassic Park

Hscitpe: CHECK YOUR PMs! - Me :P

Edited by hscitpe

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Siegfried: How do I know you're not Control?

Maxwell Smart: If I were Control, you'd already be dead.

Siegfried: If you were Control, you'd already be dead.

Maxwell Smart: Neither of us is dead, so I am obviously not from Control.

Shtarker: That actually makes sense. -Get Smart

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My MySpace header:

"If you fire a pistol at random, it will probably miss. A nuke on the other hand..."

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"Why so serious?" - Joker

"Great Scott!" - Doc

"This is heavy!" - Marty

"Gravity has nothing to do with falling in love." - Albert Einstein

"Weight has nothing to do with it." - Doc

"iCame, iSaw, iPwnUrA$$" - Apple fanboy

"I'm a TREASURE HUNTER, not a thief!" - Locke (Final Fantasy 7)

"There no food here, so we cook you for breakfast!" - Quina Quen (Final Finatasy 8)

"Here's the beef!" - Tauren (World of Warcraft)

""Moo... Are you happy now?" - Tauren (World of Warcraft)

"ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!" - CATS (Zero Wing)

"I AM ERROR." - Zelda (Zelda 2)

"You spoony bard!" - Tellah (Final Fantasy II)

"Thank you Mario! But our princess is in another castle!" - Toad noob (Mario)

"SHINE GET!" - Mario (Super Mario Sunshine Japanese Version)

"The cake is a lie!" - Test Subjects (Portal)

"GET OVER HERE!" - Scorpion (Mortal Kombat)

"I'm all out of gum" - Duke Nukem dude

"Are you in big guy, or are we going to have to kill you?" - Thugs (GTAIV)

"Well, since you put it that way, I'm in!" - Niko (GTAIV)

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It's cloberin' time! - Thing

My spider-sense is tingling. - Spider-Man

Is it a bird? No a plane! It's Superman. - Superman

You wouldn't like me when I'm angry. - Hulk/She-Hulk

Lets lock and load - Data

Engage! - Picard

I want custody of me. - KITT 2000

Pacman is in the Smithsonian. - Michel Knight

Megatron! - Optimus Primal

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Donatello: Good thing these guys aren't lumberjacks.

Michaelangelo: No joke. The only thing safe in the woods... would be the trees!

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

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"Dead AGAIN? You really should get a new actor, kid." - The chief from Pursuit Force

"That means I will kick your аss more... hands on style." - Alex Decker, Spy Hunter

"Urgh, unforgivable!" - Knight 2000, Knight Rider

"That other car is gonna give the Trans Am a terrible reputation." - Same as above

"-Doing the task with one hand WAS mentioned in the dossier.

-Wait, is that a joke, KITT? Did you... just make a joke on me?

-Prepare for transformation." - The Mike/KITT dialogue, Knight Rider '08

"CATS AND DOGS, LIVING TOGETHER, MASS HISTERIA!!" - Peter Venkman, Ghostbusters

"It's a zombine. Kind of like a zombie combine, get it?" - Alyx Vance, Half-Life 2: ep I

"-It's just a box... and it's BIGGER on the inside!

-Really? I haven't noticed!" - The Doctor/Martha dialogue, Doctor Who

"-So who are you?

-I'm the Doctor.

-Doctor What?

-No what, just the Doctor, hallo!" - Doctor/Rose dialogue, Doctor Who

"Dad! Uh... Dadadadada-da." - Marty McFly, Back To The Future

Probably lots more, I can't remember.

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Striker: "Surely you can't be serious"

Dr. Rumack: "I am serious, and don't call me Shirly"

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My girlfriend sometimes says "It's the ugly truth" and "Intelligently speaking" :D The second one she coined from "Roughly speaking", which is my frequently used phrase, I use it to describe stuff in summary. While she does it, on the other hand, detailed.

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Dalip: Bomb didn't go off.

Siegfried: Oh really bright eyes, what alerted you? Was it not boom-boom or the lack of a mushroom cloud?

Shtarker: It was the mushroom cloud for me.

-Get Smart

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"I met him 15 years ago. I was told there was nothing left........ no reason, no conscience, no understanding. And even the most rudimentary sense of life or death, of good or evil, right or wrong. I met this 6 year old child with this blind, pale, emotionless face, and the blackest eyes..... the devil's eyes. I spent 8 years trying to reach him, and then another 7 trying to keep him locked up because I realized what was living behind that boy's eyes was purely and simply........ evil"

On the way to Michael's prosecution

Female Dr.: "Don't you think we should refer to IT as HIM?"

Sam Loomis: "If you say so.............."

"And where is the Batman? He's at home, washing his tights!!!!"

"You got kind of a....... kind of a darkside, don't you?"

"Riddle me this, riddle me that. Who's afraid of the big black BAT?"

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"Dad! Uh... Dadadadada-da." - Marty McFly, Back To The Future

The quote is "Dad! Uh... Dada-dadio."

But anyway here's one:

"When I was a kid we FARKin' respected our parents! WE DIDN'T FARKIN' EAT 'EM" Undead

Its an Aussie Zombie/Sci-Fi/Comedy :D

Damn filter

Edited by Ricardodude

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"Can you blame an old man for wanting grandkids?" - Eli Vance, Half-Life 2: Ep1

"-DUDE!

-Could you pretend I didn't just say that?" - Billy/Mike, Knight Rider '08

"Martha - WE'RE GOING THE WRONG WAY!

Doctor - NO, WE ARE NOT!!!

...

Doctor - WE ARE GOING THE WRONG WAY!" - Martha/Doctor, Doctor Who series 3

"In Vietnam...*SCREEECH;CRACKLE;STATIC*...this is all I can say, about that." -Forrest Gump

"We came, we saw, we kicked it's a**!" - Peter Venkman, Ghostbusters

"Peter - What kind of experiments?

Ray - Well, we sang to it. Talked to it...

Peter - You ain't sleeping with it, are you?... oh, YOU!" - Peter/Ray Stantz, Ghostbusters II

"That is one big pile of make like a tree, and get outta here..." - Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park

"A.T. (Alternate Timeline) Donna - It's a TIME MACHINE...

Rose - It's a time machine." - Donna/Rose, Doctor Who series 4

"Doctor - And what is that? OH! Let me guess... A big, threatening BUTTon, which should not be pressed under any circuimstances, am I right? But what is feeding it? Blood? Yep, blood, definitely, human, A positive, with a tinse of ion... BLOOD CONTROL, blood control! I haven't seen blood control in years! There is only one problem. I don't know who I am, so when I see a big threatening BUTTon, which must not be pressed under any circumstances, I wanna do this...

Others - NO!!! You killed them...

Doctor - What do you say, big fella, are they dead?

Sycorax - We allow them to live.

Doctor - ALLOW?! You had no choice! Blood control is as cheap as voodoo, scares the pants off, you can hypnotize a person to dance like a chicken or dance like Elvis, you can't hynotize them to DEATH." - Doctor/Sycorax encounter, Doctor Who: THe Christmas invasion.

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They said "GOGGLE" not "GOOGLE". We tried it to sabotage the School network. Didn't work.

Tried entering "GOOGLE" in Google once, then the computer crashed (blue screen of death). :roll:

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"Looks deader than a Texas salad bar around here" - Col. Mitchell in Stargate SG-1 :roll:

Edited by Honest Joe Statler

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