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Ashley+

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  1. rofl its not your fault he should have done it correctly lolz its the stupid people that make me smile
  2. i like redressing the mannequins at bells (clothing dept.)
  3. Ashley+

    The Sims 4

    yeah i like it i think thats the one i'll use
  4. Ashley+

    The Sims 4

    awesome lol i dont know what one to use
  5. Ashley+

    The Sims 4

    what one do you guyz think i should use?
  6. Ashley+

    The Sims 4

    because it will cut alot out be my guest to fix it though
  7. lol you act like its a sport
  8. idk if any of you have seen this but here you go i've done some of these lol SPOILER: 101 Things to do at Walmart 1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations. 2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store. 3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day. 4. Start playing Football; see how many people you can get to join in. 5. Run up to an employee (preferrebly a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him &quotI need some tampons!!" 6. Try on bras in the sewing/fabric department. 7. Try on bras over top of your clothes. 8. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms 9. While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible &quotsex and candy" 10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, &quotI think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens. 11. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to &quot10&quot. 12. Play with the automatic doors. 13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, &quotHi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment. 14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, &quotWho BUYS this s**t, anyway?" 15. Repeat #14 in the jewelry department. 16. Try putting different pairs of women's panties on your head and walk around the store casually. 17. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins. 18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field. 19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, &quotWow. Magic!" 20. Put M&M's on layaway. 21. Move &quotCaution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas. 22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath. 23. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners. 24. Nonchalantly &quottest" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics. 25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, &quot...I'm Batman. Come, Robin--to the Batcave!" 26. TP as much of the store as possible. 27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles. 28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell &quothello" upside down. 29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, &quotWhy won't you people just leave me alone?" 30. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, &quotRed Rover!" 31. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose. 32. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men. 33. Take bets on the battle described above. 34. Set up another battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. G.I. Janes. (Red lipstick might give an interesting effect!!!) 35. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible. 36. While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room. 37. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from &quotMission: Impossible." 38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags. 40. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags. 41. Fill your cart with boxes of condoms, and watch everyone's jaws drop when you attempt to buy them. 42. Set up a &quotValet Parking" sign in front of the store. 43. Two words: &quotMarco Polo." 44. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle,etc. 45. &quotRe-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics. 46. In the auto department, practice your &quotMadonna" look with various funnels. 47. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like &quotthe fat man walks alone," and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them 48. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation. Exp: The person is breaking up with you and you begin crying &quotHow could you do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was another girl, but I thought I had won. You kissed ME darling." Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions. 49. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, &quotNo, no! It's those voices again!" 50. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out. 51. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it. 52. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying &quotGood girl, good bessie." 53. Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of shoes, not putiing one pair back. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles. 54. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something,quickly make off with it without saying a word. 55. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department. 56. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon. 57. Test the fishing rods and see what you can &quotcatch" from the other aisles. 58. In the makeup department, spray yourself with every perfume there is, then walk up to a boy who is with another girl and start flirting with him in that annoying, ditsy way. &quothi!!!! (giggle) What's your sign?(giggle)." When the boy shows no interest, start hitting on the girl the exact same way. &quothi!!!! (giggle) What's your sign? (giggle)." 59. Hold indoor shopping cart races. 60. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit. 61. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles. 62. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out. 63. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap. 64. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time. 65. Say things like, &quotWould you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?" 66. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., &quotDo you have any Shnerples here?" 67. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a &quottest drive." 68. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters. 69. Get boxes of Condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they don't realize it. 70. Get an empty book, and say it's a guest book. Get people to sign. 71. Play a game of indoor freeze tag 72. Drive around the entrances screaming out the window &quotthe British are coming" 73. Have a team race with your friends- one person sits in the cart, the other pushes 74. Go to the checkout and buy a bar of candy. Repeat, going to the same cash register, until the clerk notices 75. Fill your cart up as much as possible, and then try to use the express lane 76. Use a bullhorn and occasionally say that there is free candy in aisle X (aisle X being the condom aisle) 77. Run into a pyramid of cans, heroically saing &quotI'm gonna save us from that bomb!" 78. Use a conveyer belt as a treadmill and lose some weight 79. Grab heavy but not too heavy objects, and see who can throw them the most aisles over. 80. When people aren't looking, put tampons in their carts if they are a guy, or if they are a gal, put in a jock strap. 81. Randomly direct people to the deodorant section 82. Tell someone that you will sue for false advertising, since they do not sell walls. 83. Take your boyfriend or girlfriend to the food section and have an expensive dinner. 84. Try to push your cart through a checkout without paying. When the clerk tries to stop you, kick in his balls (dont try it on a chick, it wont work), run, but leave the cart. See what happens. 85. If people arent looking at their cart, steal it. 86. Go to the gun section, saying &quotCan I buy a gun? I'm tired of that stupid smily face!" 87. Buy expensive stuff, go home and use wite-out and a pen to change the price to something much lower, and the total much higher, then return and demand a refund. 88. See how much stuff you can break before you get caught 89. Take a leak in the dressing rooms. 90. Repeadeately say &quotThe clowns are not eating me." 91. Use fake checks, but sign them using your neighbors name. 92. Rearrange items as you see fit. 93. Take a full set of guy's clothes and a full set of gal's clothes, then leave them lying somewhere. 94. Put pokemon stuff in a cart that is full of stuff like KoRn and Limp Bizkit CDs 95. Grab condoms and stick them in everyone's face (only the opposite sex) 96. Do #95 but with the same sex (not recomended) 97. Grab stickers that say &quotradioactive" and put them randomly on food items. 98. Follow someone until they notice 99. Puoll out pins, like that guy form the 7up commercial 100. Loiter. When asked to leave, tell them you live here. 101. Record yourself while having sex, then have it play over and over gain in the middle of a clothes rack. 102. "Pick up a bat and start beating the sh*t out of the big price sign and say,&qoute 'I can beat Wal-Mart's prices anytime'" 103. hold a bread slicing competition to see who can slice the thinest bread without it crumbling warning! some things in this spolier are unsuitable for children... and me... edit: there are now 103 things to do thanks to joe statler and orgcon
  9. Ashley+

    The Sims 4

    omg!! imaster lolz your awesome
  10. Ashley+

    The Sims 4

    since nobody on the net has made a sims 4 logo yet heres mine
  11. lolz it was awesome and i cant wait for Alice 2
  12. sweet XD now i have something to do
  13. so i finally beat Alice for those of you that dont know what it is heres a video
  14. i think its kinda stupid and how come he hasnt uploaded any time machines for ts2
  15. stupid question but why dont the doors lift?
  16. well then go here and complain then http://www.sims2carsource.net thats where the car is hosted and this car was made in like 2006 so why bother trying to take it down
  17. dk maybe you should try and think about this 1. maybe they found the exact same stuff you guys did when you made your delorean 2. maybe if you could actually put one in ts2 i would believe you
  18. even though this isnt a time machine i prefer this one you can also find this one here http://www.modthesims.info/download.php?t=202026