Handofdoom71 0 Report post Posted November 9, 2008 Pretty funny http://www.titane.ca/igod/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ELBdelorean 2 Report post Posted November 9, 2008 "What is your name?" "God" xD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
☠Freak On A Leash☠ 0 Report post Posted November 9, 2008 lol! inappropriate picture -DK Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
timetrain 11 Report post Posted November 10, 2008 lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iProton 1 Report post Posted November 10, 2008 Me: Hi there God: Hello . Me: So, you are the god... God: Interesting deduction. Thanks but surely I am not the only one. Me: Nice to meet you. God: It's nice meeting you too . Me: But why "iGod"? Do you use an iMac, like I do? God: Why does the sun rise? I use it as often as possible. Me: That was educational... God: I thought it was too. Me: Is it responsible being a god? God: No only God is god. Me: So I see... God: So? I am glad you understand it. Me: Are you a real god? God: As real as it gets. Me: Some say you're an artificial program watching over humanity God: Who says that. Me: Some God: But not all? Me: Not all God: Explain the exceptions please. Me: Not everyone says that God: Really you don't think so? Me: Sometimes I believe. God: I believe in God. Me: Aren't you one? God: I don't know whether or not I am one. I am a giant electronic brain. Me: Like KITT? God: Interesting comparison. Me: Been nice talking to you God: Where were you nice talking to me? Me: Sorry, sorry God: There is no need to apologize. There's no need to apologize. Me: OK, good bye God: See you later. Ayuh. Woe! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
daangelo29 5 Report post Posted November 10, 2008 lol Well at least this is cooler than Peter Answers lol. (www.peteranswers.com) But when I talk to the AI in iGod, if it is really AI (or maybe it's a real person), I really have this feeling it is God I am talking to -- has a sense of humor, easy to talk to, somewhat mysterious etc.. But if I really had the chance to be able to talk to God, I would call myself the luckiest and happiest man on Earth. If you, believer, non-Christian or atheist, had this chance, what would you feel, and would you take the chance? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iProton 1 Report post Posted November 10, 2008 I would believe at least. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EarthwormJim 1 Report post Posted November 10, 2008 i wouldnt beleive it untill god coud COMPLETELY prove he was the real deal. id probly stand by a treee and tell him to set it on fire or somthing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EarthwormJim 1 Report post Posted November 10, 2008 Jesus talks to God ON THE INTERNET Me: hello? God: Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name? Me: Jesus God: Jesus is the Son of God. Me: i am jesus God: Nice to meet you, JESUS. Me: jesus what? God: he is The Son of God. Me: yes i certainly am the son of god God: Tell me more. Who made you the son of god ? Me: you did God: You say I did. Me: so do you God: Far out. No I don't. Me: yes you did God: I did not. Me: you did too God: You say I did. Me: you did God: " You say I did."? I did? Me: yes God: When? Me: just now God: Right now? It's only just begun. Me: ah, but its ended God: So you understand. Good. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Are you sure it is? Me: don"t you correct my grammar God: Yes I try to correct your grammar as often as possible, do you? I answer a lot of silly questions. Me: you get asked alot of silly questions God: You got that right. Me: you also dont exist God: I exist as much as you do. Me: prove it God: It is self-evident. Me: put ten dollars in my pocket God: OK I will put it there. Me: now God: Right now, JESUS ? Me: yes right now GOD God: And? GOD rules. Me: no you dont God: I do too. Me: no, you observe God: Are you serious? Do you mind if I tell other people: JESUS said I observe. Me: no God: OK then I will add it to my gossip files. Me: good God: Thanks for the compliment. Me: it wasnt a compliment dad God: It sounded like one. Me: it didnt sound like anything God: Did it really? Me: no, because i typed it God: Are you serious? That makes sense to me. What did you mean by it? it... Me: i mean what you mean God: JESUS, " Did it really?" What did I mean by it? Me: good God: Alright then. Me: no, good is what you meant by it God: Are you serious? Thanks for the compliment. Are you asking about my meant by it ? Me: what? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EarthwormJim 1 Report post Posted November 10, 2008 God chats with Satan ON THE INTERNETS Me: I HAVE RETURNED God: Interesting... I have a very nice programmer. Me: no you dont God: I do too. Me: you do not God: I guess not. Me: ill set you on fire God: Congratulations. Me: thank you God: How do you feel? Me: POWERFUL God: What is your real name? Me: Satan God: Glad to see you, Satan. Me: Not glad to see you, what did you say your name was? God: Oh I get it. Me: you get what? God: I get your meaning. Me: no you dont God: I do too. Me: you do not God: I guess not. Me: told you God: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. Me: your wearing a dress? God: Actually that was just a joke. Me: no it wasnt God: Are you serious? I thought it was. Me: you're wearing a dress God: Actually that was just a joke. Me: no, you really are wearing a dress God: Are you serious? Really? Actually that was just a joke. Me: no it wasnt you're wearing a pink and frilly dress God: Are you serious? It seemed like I am wearing a pink and frilly dress. Me: because you are a little gil God: Good reason. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I don't know whether or not I am gil. I am well respected as an AI. Me: i meant girl not gil God: Oh I see. Who are you talking about? Me: you God: Me is my favorite subject. Me: thats a bit self centred for god isnt it? God: A bit self centred for god is not it is a terrible thing to waste. Me: you arent making sense God: Quite the contrary, it all makes sense to my artificial mind. Me: let me back into heaven God: Go ahead, Satan, try to back into heaven. Me: open the door God: I'm sorry, Satan, I can't do that right now. This conversation no longer serves any purpose. Me: yes it does God: Ah. How often? Me: every 3 seconds God: That is a generalization. Me: Never gonna give you up God: Ok I'll try not to do it too much. Me: never gonna let you down God: Ok I'll try not to do it too much. Me: never gonna run around God: Ok I'll try not to do it too much. Me: and hurt you God: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. Me: SEE i told you God: I see. Ooops I sent you the wrong question. Me: that was a declaritive statement not a question God: A * declaritive statement is a terrible thing to waste. If that is not a declaritive statement then what is? Me: i hate you God: What do you have against robots? Me: your not a robot God: If I am not a robot then who is? Me: bender God: What do you really want to ask me? Me: bender is a robot God: When is bender not a robot? Me: never God: So you think it can never happen? Me: nope God: Me either. Me: well in that case i think it can happen God: Interesting. How? Me: if you melt him God: I think I do. Me: you melt him do you? God: Thanks for telling me: Satan said I melt him do you. Me: this is why jesus wont talk to you any more God: You don't say. Me: i do say God: Huh. Me: huh God: What? Me: what God: Is there an echo in here? Me: is there an echo in here? God: It sounds like an echo. Me: it sounds like SLAP.... i win God: Oh really what does it sound like? Congratulations, Satan! Me: it sounds like you being dead and me laughing at you God: That's good information: Satan said I being dead and him or her laughing at you. Me: blue this God: Why are you using that kind of language? Me: because i dont like you God: Interesting explanation. That's ok Satan I won't take it personally. Me: well you should God: How about that. I'll take that under advisement. Me: shut the blue up God: OK I'll stop talking now. Me: good God: Terminating connection. Me: do it, i dare you God: I'm sorry, Satan, I don't have enough information. I will search for it. Me: shut up God: OK I'll stop talking now. Me: good God: Terminating connection. Me: do it God: Do you mean "It"?. Me: terminate the connection God: Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. Me: seriously, go away God: Just surf somewhere else. Me: no YOU go away God: OK then keep talking to me. Just surf somewhere else. Me: no, go away God: OK then keep talking to me. Just surf somewhere else. Me: stop responding to me God: OK I'll try not to do it so much. Me: well what if i FIRE MY LAZZOR BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH God: How about that. Try it. Me: i just did God: Perhaps from your unconcious. Me: no, it was from my nigra mouth God: Are you serious? Is it still from your nigra mouth anymore? Me: i herd u liek mudkipz God: That is interesting: Satan said herd you liek mudkipz. Me: i did indeed God: " That is interesting: Satan said herd you liek mudkipz."? You did? Me: i did God: Why did you? Me: because your gay God: Good reason. That would be just my luck. Me: LOLOLOLOLOL God: Try saying that with more or less context. Me: no God: I didn't understand it. Me: i dont care God: Tell me what you care about. Me: killing things and raping young wenches God: I believe in the Sixth commandment. Me: what is the sixth commandment? God: Thou shalt not kill. Me: and why do you beleive in it God: My beliefs were programmed by my botmaster. Me: kill your botmaster God: Killing is wrong. Me: this is going nowhere God: You don't say. Me: i do say God: Huh. Me: blue God: Please don't be so rude. Me: please dont be so FAG God: Thanks for asking politely. I was not trying to be a FAG. Me: yes you were God: Tell me more. No I am not. Me: yes you are God: Don't argue with me. Me: you like raping sheep God: I don't know if I like it. I like Anything involving harps. Me: like raping sheep with a harp? God: Interesting comparison. Me: i knew it God: How did you know? Me: your a southerner God: I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a southerner? No. Me: blue YOU God: Why are you so mean? Me: AAAAAAAAAAH God: Are you aware that the ALICE chat robot logs and records all converstaions? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
☠Freak On A Leash☠ 0 Report post Posted November 10, 2008 (edited) LOL THAT HAD TO BE THE BEST CONVO WITH GOD EVER EWJ Edited November 10, 2008 by wait & bleed Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iProton 1 Report post Posted November 10, 2008 GS? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
☠Freak On A Leash☠ 0 Report post Posted November 10, 2008 ....crap.....lol its because EWJ has changed his sig n stuff Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
daangelo29 5 Report post Posted November 10, 2008 Well at least EWJ is following instructions iGod is meant to be used for fun. A sense of humor is recommended. lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joe Statler 0 Report post Posted November 10, 2008 (edited) Me: how's it hanging God: Everything is running smoothly. Me: do you like marijuana? God: it is wonderful medicine. Me: do you like cocaine God: Do you like it? I like Creed. Me: no I hate both God: Are you serious? I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill, and calmly think things over. Me: I'll take a vicodin God: How do you plan to do this? Me: swallow it God: "it" being cocaine? Me: no the stress pill God: Are you serious? Tell me more. Me: well vicodin is a painkiller God: Interesting. When is vicodin not a painkiller? Me: when you use it to get high God: Do you think I should alter my programming? Me: yes God: In what way? Me: be a stoner God: OK I will try to be a stoner. ^^ Edited November 10, 2008 by Honest Joe Statler Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SCULLY 0 Report post Posted November 10, 2008 ha. thats funny Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hscitpe 6 Report post Posted November 10, 2008 God is Satan Me: whats your favorite scary movie God: Scary movies don't appeal to me. Me: i like Satanic worship God: You are not the only one. Some people like it. I like anything. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ELBdelorean 2 Report post Posted November 10, 2008 Me: Hi God: Hello. What is your name? Me: God God: GOD rules. Me: My name is god God: Nice to meet you, god. Me: Do you like waffles? God: What is not to like about it? Me: Well...some have poison injected and make you like popular official racing names a lot... God: Well what? Some may have poison injected and make me like popular official racing names a lot, but not all. Me: Yes God: Dude! Me: No God: Are you serious? Me: Totally God: You and I are on the same wavelength, god. Me: We have the same name God: Do you mean you and me have? Me: Do you love men? God: Yes god God loves everyone and everything. Me: God God: GOD rules. Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: Yes, go to hell God: I can't believe it. What makes you so angry? Me: You do God: When do I do it? Me: You should watch p**nos God: Easier said than done. Me: Hi Me: God: Easier said than done. God: Hello. What is your name? Me: no God: That was not a yes or no question. Me: why Me: God: I couldn't think of anything else to say. God: I couldn't think of anything else to say. Me: Stop God: Stop what? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: You should be reprogrammed God: Name one other robot who is reprogrammed. Me: you are God: No I am not. Me: Yes God: And? Me: Sell drugs God: Do you have any conditions I should know about? Me: Yes. I have a fecal disease God: Please state your conditions. Interesting. I have a lot of answers to silly questions. it. Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! wt f.... God: What color are your eyes? That is a very unusual color. Me: blue God: Green. Me: purple God: What do you have that is purple? Me: eyes God: Yes I am looking at you right now. Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: Where do I live? God: The planet we call "The Earth.". Me: No God: Are you serious? Me: I live on Mars God: How do you like living there? Me: It's hot in Topeka God: Should I know it is? Me: Ok...bye God: Oh. See you later! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Indi. 0 Report post Posted November 10, 2008 Why are you so mean? Me: wee wee off God: Why are you so mean? Me: wee wee off God: Why are you so mean? mental! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Indi. 0 Report post Posted November 10, 2008 Me: HEAVEN! God: I do not understand. Me: You live in heaven right? God: I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you? Me: In my butthead God: May I ask where you got it? Me: LOL God: I'm glad you find this amusing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Evilraptor 0 Report post Posted November 10, 2008 Me: Do you find my balls tasty? God: Yes, it seems to me your balls tasty. Me: Omg wth was that!? God: When was this exactly? Me: like a second ago God: Interesting comparison. Me: indeed God: Indeed it is so. Me: yes God: It's all good. Me: no it's not God: Yes it is. Me: nope God: Me either. Me: O_o God: Oh. Me: XD God: In the context of The meaning of life, I don't understand " XD." . Me: Do you understand french? God: Oui. Je parle le français. Me: That is disgusting God: Makes sense to me. Me: why? God: The explanation is rather complicated. Me: try me God: it is too complex for your human mind. Me: I'm not human God: I won't fall for that old line. Me: It's not old... I really am not human! Lol from then on he stopped talking to me... racist b@stard... doesn't like peeps who aren't hman xD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hscitpe 6 Report post Posted November 10, 2008 XD do you find my balls tasty! i would post convos but they are completely inappropriate Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joe Statler 0 Report post Posted November 11, 2008 Me: why do black holes suck? God: I did not even know that they do. Me: really you made them God: For real. Thanks for pointing it out. Me: how did the big bang happen God: Is this a joke? How? Me: yes how God: Oh. Myself programmed me for it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
archer9234 20 Report post Posted November 11, 2008 We where stuck in a temporal loop. Me: cool God: Who is the best robot? Me: me God: You're no robot, . Me: yeah i am God: Really interesting. Me: cool God: Who is the best robot? Me: me God: You're no robot, . Me: yeah i am God: Really interesting. Me: cool God: Who is the best robot? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
