"Two and a Half Men" - Random Quotes

[Mini-Me 24]

As you already might have noticed I really love the TV show "Two and a half men", it's always real amusing to watch . Here's a sample for you:

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Now what's the, matter of this topic? Well, I decided that I don't want to flood the shoutbox with quotes from there, so I gonna post 'em here (other advantage is that they don't get vanished after some time, then ). Oh and if you find something that I translate wrong or that should better be said different, feel free to tell me .

Charlie: "You again date Rose?"

Alan: "I don't date Rose, we only go shopping."

Rose *knocks at the glass door*: "Morning Charlie!"

Charlie *smiles and beckons to Rose*: "You know that she's a little touched in the head?"

Alan: "Yeah, but I find she has a high potential and that she's deep inside a real nice person."

Charlie: "Deep inside she is many good persons! And all of them are touched in the head."

I like when Rose later on in the same episode describes the women in the shopping mall whereas she talks of herself, I especially liked her stories about "their" love practices .

[Joe Statler 0]

Yea it's an awesome episode. Especially when she reveals that she has a degree in Psychology. XD

[Mini-Me 24]

Oh yeah, that's true .

Never knew before that she's kind of hyper-intelligent as well.

[EarthwormJim 1]

is that the translated script from german? wow, its so much funnier in the english version

[Saiyaman 0]

I've got every episode up to the end of Season 6, yes it is funny.

[Mini-Me 24]

is that the translated script from german? wow, its so much funnier in the english version

Sort of, yes. I translated what was on German TV. And yeah, original versions always are funnier, I still am sad that TV stations don't take advantage of today's electronic techniques and transmit their program in all available languages . Every digital satellite receiver I saw so far had options to choose both, subtitle and audio languages, but all stations only offer German...

[Mini-Me 24]

OK, I now got the original episode 'cause I was interested in the english text, so here it is:

Charlie: "You're going out with Rose again?"

Alan: "I'm not going out with her, we're just going shopping."

Rose *knocks at the glass door*: "Morning Charlie!"

Charlie *smiles and beckons to Rose*: "You haven't forgotten that she's a little bad, right?"

Alan: "Yeah, but I think there's a lot more to her than that and that. Deep down there's a good person."

Charlie: "Deep down there is several good people! And all of them are bend." *speaking to Rose* "I'll be right with you, Rose."

Alan: "Charlie, everybody has flaws."

Charlie: "Flaws? She superglued my testacles to my thigh."

Alan: "That was the past, We've all done things we're ashamed of."

Charlie: "She's not ashamed. She took a picture then used it for her Christmas card."

I can't understand the last word of Charlie's pre-last sentence as well as Alan's answer .

Edited October 30, 2009 by Mini-Me

[Joe Statler 0]

the Charlie quote ends with "thigh". And you should be able to understand what Alan's saying.

Edited October 30, 2009 by Joe Statler

[Mini-Me 24]

Ok, thanks. When re-watching I noticed it isn't only Alan's answer, but Charlie's next sentence...

Alan's answer is clear to me.

[EarthwormJim 1]

and he says shes a little Bent not Bad or Bend

[Mini-Me 24]

Ok, thanks.

Here's an other translated:

Alan is driving with Jake (on the other front seat) and Charlie and Evelin on the back seats to the funeral of his stepfather.

Evelin takes a mouthful of her pocket flask

Charlie: "Isn't it a little early for alcohol, mum?

Evelin: "You want some as well?"

Charlie: "That's what I'm talking about."

At first I asked myself why exactly Charlie asks this, but then after Evelin's reply I figured it out .

Later in this episode Evelin introduces her family to the women that was with him (after Evelin) and when she names Jake he says: "I'm only here to see the dead body."

Sometimes it must be hard for Alan .

[EarthwormJim 1]

you should seriously watch these shows in english, if you can understand and speak it then theyll be way more funny for you

[Mini-Me 24]

I know, but there is no way other than downloading .

[EarthwormJim 1]

thats what i do, tv is too slow

[Mini-Me 24]

I'm afraid of downloading that much... You hear from people paying thousands of € 'Cause they overdid it .

[EarthwormJim 1]

its really really hard to get caught. and its illegal for the government to monitor your downloads. depending on the country

[Joe Statler 0]

In America (or Texas at least) you can only get prosecuted for making a profit off them. For example a couple of years ago these guys that were selling bootleg dvds of movies at a flea market got prosecuted, but no one in Texas has been prosecuted for downloading them and watching them for their own use.

Edited November 11, 2009 by Joe Statler

[EarthwormJim 1]

and watching tv shows streaming online, like on youtube, is perfectly legal everywhere

[Mini-Me 24]

This isn't a quote, but I guess one would rather be happy with pictures in this case :

I could honestly understand why the Two and the Half Men couldn't concentrate in the episode "Camel Filters and Pheremones" when she was in their field of view . There's reason why they took (18 year old) Megan Fox for the role of Berta's granddaughter (16 years old) that she brought to them for helping her cleaning .

[♠Grim♂ Reaper 1666◙ 17]

you mean this two and a half men?

Edited February 27, 2010 by ♠Grim♂ Reaper 1666◙

[Mini-Me 24]

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[♠Grim♂ Reaper 1666◙ 17]

edited

[Mini-Me 24]

Wow, that's taken literally .