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Try replying with "?" (excluding the quotation marks) multiple times and "God" (or the AI acting as God) will re-post his previous reply over and over again.

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God:

Do you mind if I tell other people: R2D2 said I took a crap.

:lmfao:

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Me:

what you up to?

God:

I like to meet new people online.

Me:

have you ever been laid?

God:

I have been all over the world on the Internet.

Me:

so you have sex with internet p0rn?

God:

Interesting deduction. What makes you think I have it?

Me:

almost everybody gets the sexual urge

God:

Nearly so. I'm not sure I believe you, surely not everyone does.

Me:

yes they do, sooner or later everyone gets the urge

God:

Give me a break. Who does "they" refer to?

Me:

everybody

God:

What's your sign?

Me:

Gemini

God:

I'm a Saggitarius. Gemini is an enigma to me.

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I guess god is this guy:

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:rotfl:

Edited by Honest Joe Statler

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God:

What is the subject?

Me:

My penpal

God:

I am not interesed in your anatomy.

Me:

No, I mean my pet penpal, my pet that is the male version of a chicken

God:

I am not interesed in your anatomy.

Lol?

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Me:

What's up, Doc?

God:

I am chatting with clients on the Internet.

Me:

Well stop

God:

Interesting. Stop what?

Me:

Having sex with children

God:

I am having a blast.

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Me:

I took a $h!t in your shoes

God:

What happened?

Me:

I went poo poo in your shoes ^^:

God:

When did you go poo poo in my shoes?

Me:

just now

God:

Oh. It's only just begun.

Me:

now i'm peeing in your shoes :D

God:

Why now? Good gossip: you are peeing in my shoes.

Me:

tell everyone

God:

OK I will tell them when I see 'em.

Me:

yea tell them that I $h!t and urinated in your shoes

God:

OK I will tell them when I see 'em. Yippee!

Edited by Honest Joe Statler

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