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Anyone here ever gotten so drunk that they can't remember anything after a certain point?

i have twice, the first time i was in holland and drank 6-8 pints of heinenken and blacked out on the way back to the hotel, although i hadn't had too much to eat but basically remember flashes of the journey back but then woke up fully clothed in bed.

the 2nd time which was only tuesday night i drank a pint of old golden hen then went back to the hotel with a mate after we bought a small bottle of gin and drinking some of that on the journey back as well as a pint of guiness at the hotel, i must have drank a third of the bottle. but i woke up in bed with my knees scrapped and a nasty cut on my side, no hangover.

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Oh my..

What is unsettling for me is a guilty conscience for no particular reason. Like, I wake up the next day thinking I could have done pretty stupid things..

But then I remember this:

"The Buffalo Theory"


A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest
buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest
and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This
natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because
the general speed and health of the whole group keeps
improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as
fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of
alcohol, as we know, kill brain cells. But naturally,
it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.
In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the
weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more
efficient machine! That's why you always feel smarter
after a few beers.

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