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EarthwormJim

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  1. Vegeta from Dragonball GT.. so i could pwn GS id probly be the biggest a*shole of a superhero anyone has ever heard of, id be more of a c*nt than batman. id probably blow up stuff for fun too...
  2. so wait... grim you have dark skin and red hair? you guys are all making yourself REALLY tanned, cept for crazyjointje who actually is tanned...
  3. .... wheres donuts on that list? DONT BOTHER EXPLAINING ILL BREAK YOU *charges up a RIDICULOUSLY HUGE ball of energy* *fires it at elbdelorean* .... all that is left is a pile of ash and a bear suit with a severed head in it simple tricks..
  4. *Chuck norris retracts his astral projection after using it to defeat the robochuck* Myself and young Kakarot here, turn ss4
  5. whatever it may be that hes working on i have two words for you that will mean your ultimate doom ss4 fusion
  6. FRIED BABIES AND THE RAW STEAKS OF THE ENDANGERED WHITE RHINO and to drink, OVER NINE THOUSAND GALLONS OF IRELANDS FINEST WHISKEY COURTESY OF LIAM NEESON
  7. WE SHALL HAVE A BANQUET with entertainment provided by our newest recruit... THAT LEPRECHAUN FROM THE SIMPSONS wow you guys are really blueed now
  8. *fires chuck norris out of a cannon at the fortress of well, what did you expect from an inverse square law? who proceeds to roundhouse kick everything in the area into dust before returning back to the donut stronghold, on the other side of the world, in a manner of seconds* THE well, what did you expect from an inverse square law? ARMY IS DEFEATED unless they have tunnels.......
  9. i have had enough of your IMPUDENCE evilrex FINAL FLASH *boom* evilrex is teh deaded. OUR COUNCIL HAS DELIBERATED, WE HAVE OPTED TO JOIN WITH THE FORCES OF BAGEL
  10. WE SHALL HOLD A PRIVATE LEADERS DEBATE IN MY CHAMBERS SO AS TO DECIDE ON WHO WE FORM AN ALLEIGANCE WITH. any of you who wish to join the peoples republic of donuts may observe.. thats alot of virgin wives...
  11. wait WHAT, holy crap ace is back.......
  12. you make a very strong offer mr bagel how many 12 year old virgin wives can you offer us?
  13. ..... so anyone care to form an alliance before they get blasted into oblivion?
  14. i forgot to mention the Bear Claws by the way.. en elite and crack and pwnag and super and crack team made up of the following members Myself - Vegeta Optimus Prime Superman Mr T Batman Spiderman Chuck Norris Keith Richards Barack Obama Mace Windu Iron Man Yoda Bruce Lee Jackie Chan Godzilla Pikachu Kakarot......... hes the new guy and last but not least Indiana Jones
  15. PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF DONUTS there are 3 divisions Glazed - focusing on covert operations and battle tactics, Ground Troops Bevarian Cream - our Navy, also in control of the Nuclear Weapons Jelly - the Air Force, they fly X wings and those alien ships from independence day, all come equipped with I-PWN-JOO Missiles and I-PWN-JOO Energy Sheilds, Virtually Indestructible. ever heard of the twenty muiniters? well thease are the....... never die... ers Sign up for the peoples republic of Donuts today!
  16. how do you plan on doing that?
  17. because the country is full of morons who will votw for whoever has the following - the capability to "inspire people" and give "inspirational speeches" about how hard theyv worked and how much better the country will be -talk about how great america is CONSTANTLY -be a christian if you can do all this then CONGRATULATIONS you have what it takes to be the US president if i were in america i would vote obama, was seriously thinking about getting a special voting pack sent over, but then i remembered im not 18 yet..
  18. i use the superan TC, but with no cape and an iron man skin instead of superman. and because i changed CJ into Tommy Vercetti, when im not in the suit i lookk an AWFUL lot like Tony Stark
  19. Evilraptor, do you smoke pot with your friends?
  20. thats prettymuch me, cept i forgot to add a cigarette
  21. god is a man made theory designed to conquer fear of the unknown, before the christian faith came about there were others who tried to explain the big questions. the fact is nobody has it right, and its very likely nobody ever will. there are many other religions out there, and to think that your own is right simply because it is yours or even because it is what your superiors have told you is yours, it is a sad way to live. just learn to accept that what you think is real proably isnt, i know that, alot of people do. what the big organized religions are doing is holding humanity back by sticking to their guns and refusing to beleive they might be wrong. many of them oppose certain scientific research or procedures ecause they beleive it goes against the morals of a society that is long dead, as far as im concerned thats all the bible, koran or any other religious scripture is. remnants of past civilizations and societys that by modern standards and knowledge about the world are far out of date. think about that, im trying to be as calm and as non agressive as i can be, im going to bed now. just think about what i've said and dont try and retalliate, im sick of arguing this subject. this threads probly going to be locked now anyway EDIT: one quick last thought angelo, its probly a good idea to reply to this via PM so we dont end up hijacking this thread and crashing it into the pentagon........ so to speak